My passive aggressive note to those who must not be named

*long sigh*

Dear insufferable twats i have to deal with regularly,

no one cares.no one cares.no one cares.no one cares.no one cares.no one cares.no one cares.no one cares.no one cares.no one cares.no one cares.when i see your facebook status updates i want develop the power to teleport just to find you and slap you with a white glove ala bugs bunny.we live in Orlando,it's not a real city if you haven't noticed.many of your habits i find quite intolerable.just because you do something once it does not mean you are an expert.it's awesome that you love God,really,but i don't want to hear it every other fucking sentence.a trained primate can do what you do.you are not a poet.you are not an artist.i don't give a shit if you got a new sofa.you are really not that creative.you have no idea how pretentious you come across.you and your wife or whatever need to stop putting your shit out there...seriously.your music kind of blows.if you don't want to work call off!i don't want to hear you bitch about how you'd rather be home.the only reason you know that is because of me.if you don't call me in 6 months,don't ask me where I've been.it's your fault we don't hang out.i am not a meeting planner,figure shit out then call me.it's a fucking football menu,no you can't keep it,no you can't throw it and i hope someone spits in your food.if i didn't know any better I'd think you were a stalker.she doesn't care either.you sound like a thesaurus.google it goddammit!

fin


P.S.If you think this is about you it probably isn't,but then again if you think it isn't,then it probably is.

P.S.S or maybe it isn't